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Posted by 'itpro' on 09 Oct 2008 @ 23:23


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No one ELSE has dared answer the 'cirrhosis' question so let's try YOU at it! You seem to be a man who THINKS he has B**LS!

so.... here it is:-

Doctor Tmoon to Patient:-

"Your symptoms indicate that you MAY have Cirrhoris but we need to do more tests before we can be CERTAIN.

1) If the test show that you HAVE cirrhosis and you stop drinking TODAY while we wait for the tests, it won't get WORSE but continuing to drink might KILL you within DAYS!

2) If you HAVEN'T go cihrossis a few drinks more MIGHT still GIVE it to you. But if you haven't got it and you stop drinking today you will actually get a little better ANYWAY even if your illness is NOTHING to do with your drinking habits.

Therefore, as your Doctor, I recommend that.............."

Now...... YOU play-doctor!

You tell US what you would recommend to THAT patient about his currently high drinking habits........

Are you going to tell him to go out an get PLASTERED again??????

REALLY?????

Ian

Message Thread:

worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'kudos'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 0:27)
Re: worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 1:19)
Re: worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 7:17)
Re: worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 12:20)
Why its better to do nothing.  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:02)
Re: Why its better to do nothing.  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:08)
Re: Why its better to do nothing.  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:12)
Re: Why doing nothing will KILL you!  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:25)
Twist again !  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:38)
Re: Twist again ! like we did last summer!!  by 'singers'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:46)
Re: Twist again ! Hi Singers  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:54)
if you can call NASA data fairy stories!  by 'singers'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 15:11)
Re: if you can call NASA data fairy stories!  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 15:56)
Re: if you can call NASA data fairy stories!  by 'singers'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 19:11)
Re: if you can call NASA data fairy stories!  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 22:54)
Re: Why its better to do nothing.  by 'vic'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:36)
Vic... read my post again  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:40)
Re: Vic... read my post again...I have...  by 'vic'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:02)
Re: worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'richydehav'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 8:40)
Re: worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 9:46)
Davy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 12:37)
Re: Davy  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:07)
Re: Davy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:12)
Re: Davy  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:22)
Re: Davy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:33)
Re: Davy  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:53)
Re: Davy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:38)
the Sun...  by 'Tmoon'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 15:54)
Re: Davy  by 'RoadRat'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 15:58)
Re: Davy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 17:11)
Re: Davy  by 'RoadRat'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 17:39)
Re: Davy  by 'davidmc'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 18:44)
Re: Davy  by 'singers'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 19:29)
Singers  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 23:13)
Re: Davy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 23:07)
Re: Davy  by 'davidmc'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 0:13)
Re: David  by 'itpro'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 0:25)
Re: Davy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 23:02)
Feck the drink !  by 'DavyBoy'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 21:31)
Nice try!  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 23:15)
This is even more hilarious  by 'DavyBoy'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 7:52)
Re: This is even more hilarious  by 'itpro'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 10:25)
Its only a game Ian...  by 'DavyBoy'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 18:34)
If only it WAS a game!  by 'itpro'   (11 Oct 2008 @ 15:05)
Re: If only it WAS a game!  by 'DavyBoy'   (12 Oct 2008 @ 9:15)
Climate spin.  by 'RoadRat'   (12 Oct 2008 @ 10:09)
Re: Climate spin.  by 'itpro'   (12 Oct 2008 @ 16:35)
Re: If only it WAS a game!  by 'itpro'   (12 Oct 2008 @ 16:29)
Re: If only it WAS a game!  by 'DavyBoy'   (12 Oct 2008 @ 18:49)
Re: If only it WAS a game!  by 'itpro'   (13 Oct 2008 @ 1:59)
Re: If only it WAS a game!  by 'DavyBoy'   (13 Oct 2008 @ 14:59)
Re: If only it WAS a game!  by 'itpro'   (13 Oct 2008 @ 19:00)
Enough for now.  by 'DavyBoy'   (13 Oct 2008 @ 20:02)
Re: Enough for now.  by 'itpro'   (13 Oct 2008 @ 20:07)
Re: If only it WAS a game!  by 'RoadRat'   (12 Oct 2008 @ 19:02)
Re: If only it WAS a game!  by 'itpro'   (13 Oct 2008 @ 2:09)
Richy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 12:28)
Re: Richy  by 'richydehav'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:38)
Re: Richy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:53)
Re: Richy  by 'singers'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 15:03)
Re: Richy  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 15:10)
Re: worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'RoadRat'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 11:09)
Re: worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 12:47)
Re: worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'RoadRat'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:32)
Re: worried the sun may not turn up tomorrow...  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:43)
the sun hasn't been on in MONTHS!  by 'singers'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:45)
That's funny!  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:57)
only if  by 'singers'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 15:14)
Re: only if  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 16:00)
oh dear!!  by 'singers'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 20:25)
But Singers....  by 'vic'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 20:53)
Oh Vic...... you missed the LATEST one!  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 22:57)
Kudos.....  by 'vic'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 13:52)
Re: Kudos.....  by 'itpro'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 14:59)
you're right......  by 'Tmoon'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 17:13)
Hey Tmoon...... join in the 'game'!  by 'itpro'  << You are here!
Itpro  by 'TanglerTKM'   (09 Oct 2008 @ 23:43)
Re: Itpro  by 'itpro'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 0:15)
Re: Itpro  by 'RoadRat'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 11:00)
RoadRat  by 'itpro'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 11:38)
Dr Tmoon  by 'Tmoon'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 14:52)
Re: Dr Tmoon  by 'itpro'   (12 Oct 2008 @ 16:52)
Re: RoadRat  by 'RoadRat'   (10 Oct 2008 @ 16:11)
Re: RoadRat  by 'itpro'   (11 Oct 2008 @ 14:51)

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