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Re: Return of the Friday joke.
Posted by 'HC64' on 11 Sep 2009 @ 08:19


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Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
To confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but
Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion
on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once
that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my
penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'

Message Thread:

Return of the Friday joke.  by 'alanrr'   (10 Sep 2009 @ 17:50)
Re: Return of the Friday joke.  by 'agrandad'   (10 Sep 2009 @ 21:25)
Re: Return of the Friday joke.  by 'JLF'   (10 Sep 2009 @ 22:23)
Re: Return of the Friday joke.  by 'Booney'   (10 Sep 2009 @ 22:51)
Re: Return of the Friday joke.  by 'HC64'  << You are here!
Re: Return of the Friday joke.  by 'daveleeroth'   (11 Sep 2009 @ 8:55)
Re: Return of the Friday joke.  by 'agrandad'   (11 Sep 2009 @ 11:02)
Re: Return of the Friday joke.  by 'thekartshop'   (11 Sep 2009 @ 14:25)
Re: Return of the Friday joke.  by 'Booney'   (12 Sep 2009 @ 18:10)

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