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Re: just a perfect example (continued...)
Posted by 'JamesD' on 23 Nov 2009 @ 15:37


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Scene - High Court in London.

Judge to prosecution QC "please call your expert witness"

Prosecution QC "I call ITpro"

let's skip the bible stuff and get straight to it...

Prosecution QC "in your own words please tell the court why football supporters are thick and unpleasant..."

ITpro then quotes the touchline example - i.e. applauds goals and gets abuse...

Prosecution QC "no more questions M'Lord"

Judge to defence QC "your witness"

Defence QC "no questions M'Lord"

Jury retires to consider evidence.

Jury returns in 60 seconds to deliver verdict.

Assumption - that NO members of the jury are football supporters otherwise there's at least a 50% chance they will show bias!

Message Thread:

just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'JamesD'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 13:28)
Re: just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'itpro'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 13:51)
Re: just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'JamesD'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 14:26)
Luke Caudle did!  by 'alanrr'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 16:29)
Re: Luke Caudle did!  by 'JamesD'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 17:47)
Re: just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'Newshound'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 14:06)
Re: just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'Doink'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 14:14)
Re: just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'itpro'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 15:12)
Re: just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'JamesD'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 15:30)
Re: just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'JamesD'  << You are here!
Re: just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'itpro'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 15:43)
Re: just a perfect example (continued...)  by 'JamesD'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 15:50)
But, unless I`m missing something fundamental.....  by 'Newshound'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 15:53)
Football morons  by 'stevenw'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 16:20)
Re: Football morons  by 'itpro'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 17:06)
Re: Football morons  by 'JamesD'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 17:19)
Re: Football morons  by 'itpro'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 17:26)
Re: Football morons  by 'JamesD'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 17:44)
Re: Football morons  by 'buzzinrussell'   (24 Nov 2009 @ 17:09)

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