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Posted by 'PaulMRotax' on 06 Feb 2011 @ 21:56

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How do you get a one-armed racist out of a tree? Wave

How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None (racists hate being enlightened)

Have you heard the one about the racist who choked on Yoghurt? He found out there was a foreign culture in it

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society

What’s the difference between a racist and a Pizza? A Pizza can feed a family of four.

What’s the most confusing day for a racist? Fathers Day

Why do racists smell so bad? So Blind people can hate them too

What did the racist do with a packet of M&M’s? Put them in alphabetical order.

How many Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the bulb and 99 to deny it ever happened

What do you call a racist with a high IQ? A Cheat

What do you call a racist with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Why do racists stink of pee? Aftershave

What did the racist put on his job application form under the section "Sign here"? Sagittarius

What do you call 10,000 racists under the sea? A good start

2 racists walk into a bar. Ouch, Ouch

Why don’t racists like blowjobs? They don’t like any jobs

5 more racists walk into the same bar as the other 2. Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

How do you confuse a racist? Write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper

What does a racist and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree

Why did the Black fella, a Paddy Irishman and a Jewish kike cross the road? To beat up the racist on the other side.

How do you get a racist to laugh on a Sunday? Tell them a joke on Friday

What’s the definition of confused? Tell a nazi the Holocaust didn’t happen

What’s the difference between a Schoolyard racist and Adolph Hitler? Opportunity

What happened to the racists snow tyres? They melted

What’s the best way to circumcise a racist? Kick his Sister-in-law in the jaw

What do you call a racist abortion centre? Crimestoppers

In an apartment of 3 floors lives 3 families, A White family, a Black family and a Racist family. At 2pm on a normal working day, a fire breaks out and burns the building to the ground, which family dies? The Racist family, because with the others at 2pm the parents are out at work and the kids are at school.

"Now you see him, now you don’t, now you see him, now you don’t" A Racist on a Zebra crossing (didn’t say what colour the racist was)

What Do you call a racist wearing a suit? Jim Davidson

i think it goes to show that you can easily take the racism out of any racist 'joke' given some intelligence of course

Message Thread:

ok lets take a different approach by 'kudos' (06 Feb 2011 @ 0:15)

Re: ok lets take a different approach by 'AlfieMoon' (06 Feb 2011 @ 0:49)

Re: ok lets take a different approach by 'PaulMRotax' (06 Feb 2011 @ 11:24)

Re: ok lets take a different approach by 'Newshound' (06 Feb 2011 @ 1:04)

Give it up Kudos by 'Gillard77' (06 Feb 2011 @ 10:47)

Re: ok lets take a different approach by 'PaulMRotax' (06 Feb 2011 @ 11:23)

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