Bill Gates, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo each had a meeting on the same day at the Guinness Book Of Records headquarters to reconfirm their positions as the richest man in the world (itpro was on holiday), tiniest man in the world and, ugliest man in the world.
Bill Gates went in first, coming out 30 minutes later cheering......."Yes......I got the title AGAIN"
Next, in went Tom Thumb, he came out after 30 minutes, joyously proclaiming............"Yes........I still have the record"
In goes Quasimodo.............he comes out 30 minutes later, and says.....
. . . . ".......who the F*** is John Savage"
Sorry John.......lol
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