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Monday joke. (Itpro, please ignore this)
Posted by 'AlfieMoon' on 19 Jul 2010 @ 12:43

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(With apologies to Muslims, Jews, Sassenachs and canadians without funny bones and anyone else who feels aggrieved for no reason when somebody tells a joke)

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Is, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree.

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Ees a ham bush....."

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Monday joke. (Itpro, please ignore this) by 'AlfieMoon' << You are here!

Re: Monday joke. (Itpro, please ignore this) by 'HappyWheels77' (19 Jul 2010 @ 13:40)

Re: Monday joke. (Itpro, please ignore this) by 'Newshound' (19 Jul 2010 @ 13:51)

I was offended the FIRST time I heard it...... by 'itpro' (19 Jul 2010 @ 16:23)

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