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Tursdi funni
Posted by 'PoppaAl' on 17 Nov 2011 @ 08:19


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As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in Cork at my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true, but they ask, "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

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Tursdi funni  by 'PoppaAl'  << You are here!
Re: Tursdi funni  by 'buzzinrussell'   (17 Nov 2011 @ 17:05)
Not the same without Newshound. Nt  by 'michaelg36'   (17 Nov 2011 @ 18:42)
Re: Agree. nt  by 'buzzinrussell'   (17 Nov 2011 @ 22:18)

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