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Tuesday funny,might even make KUDOS laugh !!
Posted by 'buzzinrussell' on 08 Feb 2011 @ 12:13

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

'No...not if

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explain it five times.'

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Tuesday funny,might even make KUDOS laugh !! by 'buzzinrussell' << You are here!

Re: Tuesday funny,might even make KUDOS laugh !! by 'PaulMRotax' (08 Feb 2011 @ 12:20)

Re: Tuesday funny,might even make KUDOS laugh !! by 'Gillard77' (08 Feb 2011 @ 14:56)

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