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Police Do Care
Posted by 'bt3962' on 19 May 2010 @ 19:15

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The Northampton Police report finding a man's body in the River Nene, near Becketts Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified..
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Gordon for PM again’ in 2010 T-shirt.

He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Gordon Brown T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.

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